Friday, September 12, 2008

wide-eyed, terrified

This article has had me sitting, slightly terrified, staring at my computer, trying very, very hard to relax all the muscles in my face. and not. move. them. at. all.

i will henceforth be beginning a campaign of non-emotiveness (after the emo-trauma of tonight's half-time routine, more to come on that later), complete with blank wide-eyed stares, speaking without moving my lips, and avoiding any and all interactions in which i might have to feel something, thereby opening myself to the possibility that that emotion may be reflected on my face.

also, sleeping on my back, quitting smoking, never going outside while the sun is shining, and pretty much just ending my life right now, while i'm still young, pretty, and wrinkle-free.

3 comments:

Okie said...

no line = no life

Lizzie said...

no line = gorgeous forever

THAT IS WHAT HOLLYWOOD SAYS AND HOLLYWOOD IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Except scientology. that stuff is just ridiculous.

Rona said...

holy. cow. I'm never emoting again, either. AND WHY ARE MY ROUND CHEEKS GOING TO BETRAY MY JAWLINE WHEN I'M OLD?? Et tu, Brutus??